I want to thank all my friends and other unknown people who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004 & 2005 and 2006.
Because of your kindness:
- I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found out that it's good only for removing toilet stains.
- I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS
- I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.
- I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda , Singapore and Tokyo.
- I also stopped drinking water outside for fear that I will get sick from the rat shit and urine.
- When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me, then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
- I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times. (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)
- My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to
- Made some hundred wishes before forwarding those Dalai Lama, Ganesh Vandana, Tirupathi Balaji pics etc… Now most of those "Wishes" are already married (to someone else)!
- If YAHOO deletes my account, it doesn't matter BUT PLEASE DON'T SEND me "YAHOO is deleting accounts: Due to sudden rush..." Otherwise I'll delete my E-Mail account!
IMPORTANT NOTE:
If you do not send this e-mail to at least 913760 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will shit on your head today at 2:00 pm
Give me a break!!
Source: None other than one of the forwards :D
6 comments:
Good Effort dear,
kisi ne to shuru-aat ki...
:) Cheers.... ;)
Well done...But tht makes me wonder u actually went thru all tht....i never took tht much pain...plainly delete it....
Ya i agree,
really sick of these chain mails.
but still required to keep u busy in free time.
Vinesh
Well you can get a break only if all the people around you at least stop forwarding such chain mails...
I can't imagine how anybody can be intimidated by the humungous amount of bad luck these mails are supposed to bring if they don't forward them...
Oh I wish life would be as simple as that...when good wishes don't work how can the bad ones...
u actually read them all?????
n top of that BELIEVED all the crap???? :P :P
i actually did not believe that all, even i do delete them.
But ya as correctly said by vinu, they are a great time pass at times. :D.
And ya i mentioned that "Source: None other than one of the forwards :D", which i guess most of the ppl overlooked.
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